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1st Date: |
On our first “date” Kris asked kathy for directions, little did he know that she couldn’t read a map and sent me to the wrong state! |
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Kris wore a wool sweater to the butterfly museum and was sweating even more than usual because he was so nervous and it was 90+ degrees in the museum. |
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3rd Date: |
Went out to asian teahouse and Kathy wore overall because she knew I loved overalls and then proceeded to try to use chop sticks and splattered half the restaurant with peanut sauce (but it really tasted good !) |
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Our 1st kiss happened at Kathy’s front doorway and Kris said he was sorry for kissing Kathy, (not really a smooth line!!! ) |
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1st Time staying at Kris’s Place |
When it came time to go to sleep, Kathy, wearing her very cute cloud Jammies, said “I am going to sleep on the futon,k?” I said “hey silly you can sleep next to me if you want to!”. |
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1st Vacation |
On the way to Maine Kathy said we should take the “green road” on the map, whatever that is … |
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Proposal |
The Night before the proposal. Kris fell asleep early due to having way too much parrot’s bay rum.He was so scared of the coming day and asking the women of his dreams to marry him. Kathy just thought he was tired. |
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Kris was so freaked out that day that he kept asking Kathy “you know I love you” all day before he surprised her with a wedding proposal, then after he asked her he said “you know you don’t have to say yes” not to mention he was wearing a Pirate Hat |
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Silly Things |
2nd Time Kris ever saw Kathy she accidentally spilt coffee all over Kris’s wool coat |
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Kris thought the essential alternative group Portishead was called tortoise head |
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When in doubt about the consistency of a rice dish, Kathy thought it was a good idea to add rice puffs to thicken the dish |
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You can tell if Kris has been cooking, just look to see if the counters, floor, ceiling, basically everywhere has sauce of some sort on it. |
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Kris’s dresser is under the stack of pants and clothes to be ironed if you are looking for it |
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Kathy Piles anything and everything into huge towering piles of anarchy |
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Don’t ever ask Kris about Motherboards, Macromedia, MHZ, Ram, Rebuilding a computer, tearing apart a computer, basically anything to do with a computer, software, or his computer Claudia unless you want him to drool for the next two hours. |
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Kathy has a Silly dance for every occasion, just ask and she will be glad to do one, as she says “you never know when you’ll need one”. |