These are just funny quotes we’ve heard from various people over the past few months, we thought we’d share them.

“I hope he at least had a nice body”.- 64 year old patient commenting on a recent “streaker” in downtown Brattleboro.”

“Every time you call me a girl’s name, I die a little inside”-Zach Braff , “JD” from Scrubs.

From a French lesbian we met at a concert describing breasts “Just a handful is good for me. Anything more than a handful, I don’t know what to do with all the extra.”

“Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one”-Hugh Laurie, “House”

“These deatheaters can move about as fast as Severus Snape when confronted with shampoo”–Fred from Harry Potter’s The Deathly Hallows

“Get your hands off my daughter, you bitch!”, Mrs. Weasly defending her daughter in The Deathly Hallows

“I’m so gay that I was the one sperm that cried “No! No! Don’t make me go into that scary cave!!”-from BBC’s Coupling

“When you go stalking animals at night with a flashlight at a campground, I call it “Night Elking”; of course if you find a dangerous one you are screwed, you can’t shine it do death”–rambling from one of Chris’ online friends

“No one ever said Facism would be easy”-a patient, in response to the current Bush regime

“Giving people flowers actually isn’t all that nice a thing. It’s like saying, “Here…now watch these die”-Demetri Martin

“Cirque du Soleil is like heroin for old people”-Patton Oswalt

“Cheese is the devil’s plaything”-Hugh Laurie, “House”

“We are the sharpshooters, flock of parachuters, necessary voodoo”.-Bjork, Earth Intruders

“That woman needs a brain enema”-saying overheard by someone observing another woman wearing a strange fur coat